So it was a normal day at first, I was outside chasing my tail, when I got an itchy snout. Nothing unusual about that I here you say, but it wasn't Felix Fly (I ate him earlier) it was white & cold. I brushed it off and bit Lola's leg to help with the itch, thinking it was nothing, but how wrong I was.
Everywhere I looked I saw these anemic blobs dropping from the sky. Lola was being a Princess again, wanting to go inside because she was cold, but I wanted to play catch. I tried to catch the first one but it hit me in my eye and made me cry: I should have listened to Lola and put my ears down as the second went straight in. Third time's a charm though, I caught the next and OMG, thank you Jesus, it was sooooo tasty, like slightly soggy cornflakes: I ate every morsel I could before Dad whistled and I had to go inside.
So what was it? It fell from the heavens above like a divine gift, was God delivering me more cornflakes than I could possibly eat? All I know is I'm glad Lola told me not to eat yellow cornflakes!
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